“I don’t mind making jokes, but I don’t want to look like one.”
 -Marilyn Monroe- 

I have two younger brothers who have now grown up in becoming (hopefully) fine gentlemen. Bro D was the quieter one among the two and when he cracked these jokes one day, I couldnt help making a mental note of them to be translated into a blog entry one day.

Mind you, he is now approaching 20 years old and he cracked these when he was only 13.

What is a syntax?
A tax that people  pays to make sin

What did Darth Vader say to the computer?
May the force E with you

What does apparent mean?
A father and mother of a child

What comes after stone-age?
Saus-Age

What is a barbeque?
Its a long line in front of the barber shop

What do u call a ghost in the computer?
E-erie

Kenapa hari khamis kita haus?
Because its ‘Thurs’Day

Kenapa hari Rabu kita basah?
Because its ‘Wed’nesday